-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
Well it does look a bit like a pine cone…
^Precisely!
Plus we like to be different.
The original Avengers promo image and Kevin Bolk’s wonderful, pointed parody.
I’d see this movie.
This is AWESOME! xD
oh god Black Widow’s expression in the second one ahaha
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
Cause women aint just BIMBO’S, I respect the ladies when they say no!
SO LADIES IF THE BUTT IS ROUND, AND YOU WANT A TRIPLE-X THROWDOWN but then you change your mind its totally cool because its your right
ASS TITTIES ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES are both perfectly normal body parts that I will respectfully refrain from touching without your permission.
i hope you become a ghost after you die and 100 years in the future there are still shitty Ghost Huntin’ shows on tv
i also hope a team of them find your spirit and when the ghost hunting folks are like HELLO? IS ANYONE HERE? your spirit says my hate for anders still burns
and everyone is like “wow who the fuck is anders?”








